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Humphrey Bogart
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Date Joined Jun 2003
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Posted 5/21/2004 12:25 AM (GMT -6)

Hey all, just saw something on TV that I found amusing, thought I'd share it.

A well-known Australian TV personality was discussing the wonders of aloe vera. Audience members were quizzing him about how he knew it worked so well. He replied that it had been used for thousands of years since ancient Egyptian times.

Then he said, you know they used it on Jesus Christ on his wounds from the cross. And he was back on his feet in three days!

Well there's a new explanation for the resurrection.
Shy

Laika
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Date Joined Mar 2003
Total Posts : 2433

Posted 5/21/2004 2:08 AM (GMT -6)

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Originally posted by albert

Hey all, just saw something on TV that I found amusing, thought I'd share it.

A well-known Australian TV personality was discussing the wonders of aloe vera. Audience members were quizzing him about how he knew it worked so well. He replied that it had been used for thousands of years since ancient Egyptian times.

Then he said, you know they used it on Jesus Christ on his wounds from the cross. And he was back on his feet in three days!

Well there's a new explanation for the resurrection.

Back on His feet yet still with holes in His hands, feet and side.

By the way, you lose points for using "TV" and "personality" in the same sentence. Big Smile

inside you the time moves and she don't fade
the ghost in you she don't fade

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