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Seymour
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Date Joined Jan 2002
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| Posted 5/3/2002 10:49 PM (GMT -6) |   | Okay this is me exersicing my power. I now hereby formally take over this website in an internet coup. i establish myself as supream ruler of webland and require these three simple laws for all of my new subjects (that's you folks, see).
Firsts, all posts must now be made in color. i'm sick of being the only one to spice it up a bit. extra brownie points for those who repeatedly use beige.
Second, everyone must sow their onw interent theology typing while wairing uniform. It should be grey, and kind of like an airport mechanic suit. i shall break your spirits by forcing you to all dress alike and lose your idividuality, thereby controling your every thelogical thought.
Thrid, you must engage imedialty in OPERATION NO MORE APPLE PIES. you must seek out the bad fruit that causes us to fall and bring it to me for safe keeping. i think once i was making an apple pie and i must have by accident picked the wrong apple because not long afterward they kicked me out from where i was and that sucked.
These rules become effective immedialty and are punishable by sublimibalby hotwiring your brain to inflickt a punishment upon yourself everythiem you break them. if you don't think i can do it just test me, i've been reading a book about it!
Some folks dance cool, all angels and swaying hips, Sensual as all get out and in. Me, I'm a hick, and I dance like one, I just kinda jump around and grin.
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