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PotOnWheel
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Date Joined Jul 2001
Total Posts : 9890
| Posted 5/12/2002 6:05 PM (GMT -6) |   | Subject: Application for Minnesotizenship
Personal Information:
Name________________-son Sex:___Ole ___Lena
Home Address________________________
Cabin Address________________________
Religion:_______Lutheran ________Other
Income:____We do OK _____We're Blessed _____None of your beeswax
Qualifications: (check all that apply)
___ I own a gas-powered ice auger.
___ Fargo hit a little close to home.
___ I can name a dozen celebrities who've stayed at the Mayo Clinic.
___ I can name a dozen celebrities who've stayed at the Hazelden Clinic.
___ I've been trick-or-treating in two feet of snow.
___ My grandmother made me eat lutefisk.
___ I liked it!
___ I've been to a block party.
___ My first beer was a Hamm's.
___ My snowmobile has more miles on it than my car.
___ I have a back-up set of jumper cables in my truck.
___ Despite what everyone else says, I DO NOT HAVE AN ACCENT!
True/False:
___ I actually listen to telemarketers.
___ Have a Nice Day is an ORDER!
___ TV news anchors are celebrities.
___ Grumpy Old Men is a documentary.
___ Part of my tongue is on a flagpole somewhere.
___ It's not a rubber binder! It's a rubber band.
Multiple Choice:
It's time to wear a hat when:
A) The temperature is below 10 degrees.
B) The temperature is 10 and the wind chill is in negative double-digits.
C) Your mother tells you to!
Essay Questions:
Why I think eelpout makes a good festival.
What "uff-da" means to me.
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