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Tigress
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Date Joined Feb 2003
Total Posts : 1252
| Posted 2/24/2003 7:50 AM (GMT -6) |   | Nobody tosses a dwarf!
-Gimli, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Never send a man to do a woman's job.
-Miss Vivian, Charlie's Angels
Would you like me to get out and push?
-Princess Leia, Star Wars
Would somebody get this walking carpet out of my way?!
-Princess Leia, Star Wars
Put that thing away or you're get us all killed!!!!!
-Princess Leia, Star wars: The Empire Strikes Back
Princess Leia: "You can be so difficult sometimes."
Hahn Solo: "I am. I really am."
-Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
You're nothing but a mondodismo!
I'm a...what am I?
-Kathleen Turner to Michael Douglas in Romancing the Stone
What does three up and three down mean to you, Airman?
End of an inning.
- Good Morning Vietnam!
Jake. Jake. I gotta pull over.
-Elwood Blues, The Blues Brothers
It's inconceivable!
-that anoying little guy from The Princess Bride
I do not think him is what you think him is.
-Indigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
Princess.....Buttercup!
-Prince Humperdink, The Princess Bride
Mahwedge.
-The priest with the speech impediment The Princess Bride
That's why I tell you 'TOUCH NOTHING' but you're a bunch of cowboys!
-Lev Endropov, Armageddon
Thank you Jesus! Thank you Lord! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
-Bear, Armageddon
Get off the nuclear warhead.....now.
Just wanted to feel the power between my legs, know what I mean?
Armageddon
I have five daughters.
Five!?!?!
Daughters.
-Reb Tevia, looking up in mock anger at God, Fiddler on the Roof
I oughtta write a book about it!
-Peter Warne, It Happened One Night
Do you like apples?
Yeah.
Well, I got her number. How do ya like them apples?!
-Will Hunting, Good Will Hunting
He will not negotiate!
-The president's wife Air Force One
Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.
-Sauhla to Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones and The Raiders of the Lost Ark
Jeffrey, don't paint your sister!
-Mr. Mom
No more MTV! No more Twister Sister!
-Gung Ho
Just one damn minute, Admiral.
Ambassador Spock, Star Trek IV
Everyone remember where we parked.
-Admiral Kirk, Star Trek IV
Where are your nuclear wessels.
-Mr. Chekov, Star Trek IV
Don't tell me. You're from outer space.
No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space.
-Star Trek IV
Admiral, there be whales in here!
-Mr Scott, Star Trek IV
Deninitely feeling aggressive tendencies, Captain!
-Mr Worf, Star Trek: Insurrection
Mr. Pitts. A rather unfortunate name.
-Mr. Keating Dead Poets Society
Oh to face great odds! To face my enemies undaunted!
Sounds to me like you're daunted. Say it again like you're undaunted!
-Dead Poets Society
O Captain, my Captain!
-Todd Anderson, Dead Poets Society
Ellie Arroway: I'd need proof (for the existence of God).
Father Joss: Do you love your father?
Ellie Arroway: Yes...very much.
Father Joss: Prove it.
-Contact
Cameron Frye: How are we supposed to take the miles off?
Ferris Bueller: We'll drive home backwards.
-Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Buueeellller....Buueelller.......Bueller
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Drugs?
No. Thanks. I'm straight.
What I meant was, are you in here for drugs?
I don't know why I'm here. Why are you here.
Drugs.
Charlie Sheen to Jennifer Gray in Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you might miss something.
Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Remember you used to drive that old crappy blue Chevy Nova?
Yeah.
What do you drive now?
The same crappy blue Chevy Nova.
-Beverly Hills Cop
Hey man, I'm not gonna fall for no banana in my tailpipe!
-Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Are you stupid or something?
Stupid is as stupid does, Sir.
-Forest Gump
I was eloquent. Shit!
-Joe Fox, You've Got Mail
I'm too tired to clean up. Let's sell the house.
-Apollo 13
Hi hossy!
-Chon Wang, Shanghai Noon
John Wayne? That's a terrible cowboy name!
-Roy O'Banyon, Shanghai Noon
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a_theist
"Thy will be done."
Date Joined Dec 2002
Total Posts : 286
| Posted 2/24/2003 10:28 AM (GMT -6) | | Bethany: You knew Jesus?
Rufus: Knew him? Nigga owes me twelve bucks.
-Dogma
Loki: Never let it be said that your anal-retentive attention to detail never yielded positive results.
Bartleby: You can't be anal-retentive if you don't have an anus.
Loki: Outstanding work!
-Dogma
Rufus: You are the great great great GREAT great grand-niece of Jesus Christ.
Jay: So that would make Bethany... part black.
-Dogma
Bethany: Were they sent to Hell?
Metatron: Worse. Wisconsin. For the entire span of human history.
-Dogma
Serendipity: I'm responsible for nineteen of the twenty top-grossing films of all time.
Bethany: Nineteen?
Serendipity: The one about the kid, by himself in his house, burglars trying to get in and he fights them off? I had nothing to do with that one. Somebody sold their soul to Satan to get the grosses up on that piece of shit.
-Dogma
Serendipity: Read the Bible again sometime. Women are painted as bigger antagonists than the Egyptians and Romans combined. It stinks.
-Dogma
And I think the best quote from the movie so-far:
Bethany: You're saying that having beliefs is a bad thing?
Rufus: I think it's better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier.
Bethany: Jesus didn't have any brothers or sisters. Mary was a virgin.
Rufus: Mary gave birth to CHRIST without having known a man's touch, that's true. But she did have a husband. And do you really think he'd have stayed married to her all those years if he wasn't getting laid? The nature of God and the Virgin Mary, those are leaps of faith. But to believe a married couple never got down? Well, that's just plain gullibility.
-Dogma
Rufus: I'm telling you, man, this ceremony is a big mistake!
Cardinal Glick: The Catholic Church does not make mistakes!
Rufus: What about the Church's silent consent to the slave trade?
Bethany: And its platform of noninvolvement during the Holocaust?
Cardinal Glick: All right, mistakes were made.
-Dogma
Sheila Broflovski: Just remember what the MPAA says: Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words!
-South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut
American TV Anchor: But, Mr. Minister, it isn't like this film is
the first troublesome thing to come out of Canada. Let us not
forget Bryan Adams.
Canadian Film Minister: Now, now, the Canadian Government has
apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions!
-South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut
Newscaster: It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
-South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut
Chef: Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
General: I don't listen to hip-hop.
-South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut
TV Announcer: ...Of course, the only way to SEE the USO show is to
sign up for the Army! So join the Army and KILL SOME CANADIAN SCUM
as we continue....THE MARCH OF WAR!!
-South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut
Mr. Garrison: Well, your moms are just upset. They're probably
all on their periods or something.
Gregory: Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist
statement.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I'm sorry, Wendy. But I just don't trust
anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
-South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut
"The 'sovereignty' of God is not, I suggest, a very biblical idea, especially if one has a low opinion of the respect of sovereigns for the freedom of their subjects."
~Charles Hartshorne
Edited by - A_Theist on 02/24/2003 3:44:07 PM
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Date Joined Feb 2003
Total Posts : 24
| Posted 2/24/2003 11:16 AM (GMT -6) | | braveheart quotes
The Lord says He can get me out of this mess, but He's pretty sure you're f***ed." (Stephen)
"You're so concerned with squabbling for the scraps from Longshank's table that you've missed your God-given right to something better. There is a difference between us. You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom. And I go to make sure that they have it." (William)
"A lordship and titles. Gold. That I should become Judas?"(William)
"Peace is made in such ways." (Isabella)
"Slaves are made in such ways." (William)
"Every man dies, not every man really lives." (William)
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