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Date Joined Jul 2001 Total Posts : 9890 | Posted 11/13/2002 4:47 PM (GMT -6) |   | The three bears had been having some trouble recently >and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear >were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he >was going to live with. > >So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he >thought about living with either of his parents. When he >asked baby bear about living with his father, baby bear >said "No, I can't live with Papa bear, he beats me terribly." > >"OK," said the judge, "then you want to live with your >mother, right?" > >"No way!" replied baby bear, "She beats me worse than >Papa bear does." > >The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn't quite >know what to do. "Well, you have to live with someone, >so is there any relatives you would like to stay with?" >asked the judge. > >"Yes," answered baby bear, "my aunt Bertha bear who >lives in Chicago." > >"You're sure she will treat you well and won't beat >you?" asked the judge. > >"Oh definitely," said baby bear, "the Chicago Bears >don't beat anybody."
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 |  PotOnWheel Registered Member

Date Joined Jul 2001 Total Posts : 9890 | Posted 11/21/2002 1:01 PM (GMT -6) |   | My "Packers" friends should hear this one. (But maybe they wrote it.)
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