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feelinahole
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Posted 7/14/2004 6:08 PM (GMT -6)

http://www.larknews.com/july_2004/secondary.php?page=1

Satan is alive and well and living in bad taste.

Sahid
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Posted 7/14/2004 7:03 PM (GMT -6)

Wow

Watch me fly. Freedom like wings and I will use them. Freedom like wings and I will spread them wide. - Stavesacre

feelinahole
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Posted 7/14/2004 7:33 PM (GMT -6)

Tastelessness in the name of God.

Sahid
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Posted 7/14/2004 9:38 PM (GMT -6)

I have to admit, I kinda like .38 Special. Air Supply and REO Speedwagon are just funny. I want to hear "Hold on Loosely" with a spiritually slant. If you tilt your head and stand on one leg, you could almost make it about God granting creatures freewill. Oh, great. Now I won't be able to listen to it without laughing. Thanks alot, feelinahole! It's your fault. You foresaw this, didn't you?

Watch me fly. Freedom like wings and I will use them. Freedom like wings and I will spread them wide. - Stavesacre

selah
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Posted 7/15/2004 12:24 AM (GMT -6)

...now have I heard EVERYTHING?

love
selah

"When we acknowledge that all of life is sacred and that each act is an act of choice and therefore sacred, then life is a sacred dance lived consciously each moment. When we live at this level, we participate in the creation of a better world."

Scout Cloud Lee

might-be-don
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Posted 7/15/2004 1:52 AM (GMT -6)

The church I attend has been doing this kind of thing for years.

Washed up rock 'n roll wannabes that have been converted, playing the top 40 "christian" hits every Sunday. They dress up in their costumes ( coat & tie ) and paint on their "I Love Jesus" smiles in order to give us a good show for God. I'd take Air Supply over these guys any day.

peace, don

"Life is a gift from God, but the years have weight in them."
Terry Scott Taylor

Armchair Theologian
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Posted 7/15/2004 2:03 AM (GMT -6)

Larknews.com appears to be a parody site....

like theonion or landoverbaptist

"The LORD said to her,
'Two nations are in your womb; And two peoples will be separated from your body'"

feelinahole
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Date Joined Jan 2004
Total Posts : 754

Posted 7/15/2004 4:37 AM (GMT -6)

It might be a "lark" site, but the simple fact that such things are conceivable in the minds of many Christians says a lot about the state of the church in America today. Would it really hurt the church to do something original and "creative" in the name of the Creator, rather than simply copying the world all the time. Laziness must be one of the great sins...

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