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Tigress
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Date Joined Feb 2003
Total Posts : 1252

Posted Today 6:56 AM (GMT -6)

Somewhere in heaven is the echoing sound of Jesus smacking His forehead in frustration:

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Tigress

"Name a shrub after me. Preferably one that's prickly and difficult to eradicate."

-Captain Jack Aubrey
"Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World"

GregBoyd
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Date Joined Jul 2001
Total Posts : 1818

Posted Today 2:26 PM (GMT -6)

If Jesus was smack'n his forehead, it was because he was saying, "why didn't anything think of this earlier!" Them pour lions need the gospel. They go round eat'n little antelope and other godly creatures. Bout time, I say, someone finally got the gumption to preach to the demonic criters! Okay , yes, he almost got mauled. But only cuz his guardian angel was sleep'n on the job. Dang nabit. He needs to hear the gospel too! maybe when that there lion gets converted he'll roar to the gospel to that slackered angel and we'll all sleep easier. amen to all THAT there then.

Bandit

doc. just be'n me normal hillbilly self tis all

ps. I bout died when I saw this on this news. Reality is stranger, and funnier, than fiction.

"The responsibility is with the chooser -- God is blameless." Plato, Republic, 10.

Tigress
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Date Joined Feb 2003
Total Posts : 1252

Posted 11/9/2004 5:07 AM (GMT -6)

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Tigress

"Name a shrub after me. Preferably one that's prickly and difficult to eradicate."

-Captain Jack Aubrey
"Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World"

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