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One Love
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Date Joined Jan 2003
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Posted 3/8/2005 11:48 AM (GMT -6)

Yo. I just got this and I rolled for a WHILE...

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge
7-foot wide heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during
the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket
rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the
beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all
eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my
own funeral.... I'm a gynecologist."

That's when the proctologist fainted.

"I've been converted three times. The first was to traditional Christianity; the second to honesty and the third was to the Love of God and man (humanity) The third was the real conversion. The first two were preliminary."

--Nels Ferre, a theologian speaking of his spiritual journey with the Triune God

a_theist
"Thy will be done."

Date Joined Dec 2002
Total Posts : 286

Posted 3/8/2005 11:13 PM (GMT -6)

Hilarious! burger

"The 'sovereignty' of God is not, I suggest, a very biblical idea, especially if one has a low opinion of the respect of sovereigns for the freedom of their subjects."
~Charles Hartshorne

BBBCanada
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Date Joined Jun 2001
Total Posts : 2763

Posted 3/9/2005 6:30 PM (GMT -6)

Whoooooo-whooooo-puh....Don't do me like DAT! eek

Brandon
"Theology is doxology"--John G. Stackhouse quoting J.I. Packer in "Evangelical Futures: A Conversation on Theological Method"

Post Edited (BBBCanada) : 3/9/2005 5:37:21 PM (GMT-6)

Tom
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Posted 3/10/2005 8:59 AM (GMT -6)

I'm just wondering what determinists, or open theists, or evangelicals will be buried in.

Tom

selah
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Date Joined Oct 2001
Total Posts : 1210

Posted 3/10/2005 9:45 AM (GMT -6)

determinists...a lock box
open theists... get their choice
evangelicals ...get cremated through purifying hellish fire until all that's left is a remnant.

1 Corinthians 2:1-5
When I came to you, brothers, I did not come with eloquence or superior wisdom as I proclaimed to you the testimony about God. 2 For I resolved to know nothing while I was with you except Jesus Christ and him crucified. 3 I came to you in weakness and fear, and with much trembling. 4 My message and my preaching were not with wise and persuasive words, but with a demonstration of the Spirit’s power, 5 so that your faith might not rest on men’s wisdom, but on God’s power.

Tom
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Posted 3/10/2005 10:27 AM (GMT -6)

Ooooo, Selah. A poet to boot! Gosh.

OK, what about Fundamentalists?

I say a straight-jacket.

Tom

selah
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Date Joined Oct 2001
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Posted 3/11/2005 7:00 AM (GMT -6)

fundamentalists will be buried in whatever they think is right...regardless of what anyone else suggests

Tom
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Total Posts : 10353

Posted 3/11/2005 6:54 PM (GMT -6)

You are just too good Selah.

Tom

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