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One Love
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   Posted 7/25/2005 7:29 AM (GMT -6)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
Heh.

For all the young earthers and Puritans out there...

Ancient phallus unearthed in cave
By Jonathan Amos
BBC News science reporter

A sculpted and polished phallus found in a German cave is among the earliest representations of male sexuality ever uncovered, researchers say.
The 20cm-long, 3cm-wide stone object, which is dated to be about 28,000 years old, was buried in the famous Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm in the Swabian Jura.

The prehistoric "tool" was reassembled from 14 fragments of siltstone.

Its life size suggests it may well have been used as a sex aid by its Ice Age makers, scientists report.

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4713323.stm
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Boy, I tell you what. That Satan sure was busy! Wow, we had sex toys before we we even knew how big the world was. Dang! Hmm..or maybe it was just another great gift from God planted in the mind of men? Who knows?

Heh.


devil


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BBBCanada
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   Posted 7/25/2005 11:53 AM (GMT -6)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
28 000 years huh? I can't imagine it being solidified for that long.


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Tom
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   Posted 7/25/2005 4:43 PM (GMT -6)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
My ancestors were German! jumpin
 
Sick fun,
Tom


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Sahid
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   Posted 7/25/2005 5:51 PM (GMT -6)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
The report must be wrong. The world is not that old, so there couldn't have been Adam and Eve, so there couldn't be marriage, so there couldn't be sex. Deuteronomy 35:1 clearly states, "Thou shalt not have premarital sex."


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Starkman
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   Posted 7/26/2005 9:15 AM (GMT -6)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
Sahid said...
The report must be wrong. The world is not that old, so there couldn't have been Adam and Eve, so there couldn't be marriage, so there couldn't be sex. Deuteronomy 35:1 clearly states, "Thou shalt not have premarital sex."

Oh, that's just great. That's juuuuuust great!  Now what? I mean...wait a sec! If the report's wrong...then...there's still the Tree of Life (since no one's yet sinned...)...LAST ONE TO THE TREE OF THE KNOWLEDGE OF GOOD AND EVIL IS A WIMPY, CAN'T-THINK-FOR-HIMSELF LOOSER!
 
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My teacher used to say that whenever he read Scripture, he would always ask the question, "What does this have to say about the character of God?"  Working off his thinking, as I read Scripture, I have come to ask, "What does this have to say about the heart and passion of God's desire for relationship for us?

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Dragon Chaser
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   Posted 7/26/2005 8:17 PM (GMT -6)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
Sahid said...
The report must be wrong. The world is not that old, so there couldn't have been Adam and Eve, so there couldn't be marriage, so there couldn't be sex. Deuteronomy 35:1 clearly states, "Thou shalt not have premarital sex."

You couldn’t be any more wrong. That piece of archeological evidence proves that marriage was around that long ago. Think about it for a minute, if Adam and Eve lived to be hundreds of years old. Eve must have taken it upon herself for self-gratification. People that have been married for more than five years probably know what I’m talking about.


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Sahid
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   Posted 7/27/2005 6:35 PM (GMT -6)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
Nope. I stand by my statement. Deteronomy 35:2 goes on to say, "And thou shalt not self-gratify either.  That means you, Eve."  (I know it's confusing to have Deuteronomy addressing Eve, but it makes sense if you remember that the Bible was delivered complete from heaven on the eighth day with the title "Inerrant Word of God" stamped in gold across the cover.  The New Testament was written in Greek, so they couldn't read it until after Jesus.)


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Post Edited (Sahid) : 7/27/2005 6:39:52 PM (GMT-5)

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