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Starkman
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Posted 10/18/2005 5:41 PM (GMT -6)

Well, we moved some 30 miles away from where I work. DSL is too darned expensive where I live, so I'm stuck with...(that awful word) dial-up. Yeah, right, like I've got all the time in the world to sit while websites refresh!

Anyway, I miss this board when things get to hopping. I've only been able to post on a few (I'm STILL trying to find time to read the thread Meph started on an exegesis on hell. "Oh God, we pray thee...please, a job in my area and more time to post!")

Starkman

My teacher used to say that whenever he read Scripture, he would always ask the question, "What does this have to say about the character of God?" Working off his thinking, as I read Scripture, I have come to ask, "What does this have to say about the heart and passion of God's desire for relationship for us?

Violin for God
Luke, I am your father. --Nooooooooo!!!!!

Date Joined Dec 2004
Total Posts : 690

Posted 10/19/2005 11:47 PM (GMT -6)

Hang on man! Keep praying! And claim your power over that dial-up in the name of God right now!!!

If you're going to be skeptical, be fair and be skeptical of skepticism.

Starkman
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Date Joined Oct 2001
Total Posts : 1747

Posted 10/20/2005 5:10 PM (GMT -6)

I REBUKE you, Dial-up, in the Name of Jesus!

(There, how was that? Did I do well???)

might-be-don
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Posted 10/21/2005 6:35 AM (GMT -6)

Shouted rebuke, named the demon and used the name of Jesus. Sounds about right. The only thing you could have done better was using , JE-sus . You may have to try again, but wait at least 30 minutes after your last big mac, fasting helps .

peace, don

^{The world's perfect, wouldn't change a thing.}

Starkman
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Date Joined Oct 2001
Total Posts : 1747

Posted 10/23/2005 10:04 AM (GMT -6)

JE-sus...JE-sus-uh (I'm trying to get the extra added breathing in there, too)...JE-sus-uh.

....

....

Still stuck with Dial-up.

Hmm. Something more powerful than the Word of Gawd: Dial-up. Never thought I'd see the day.

Violin for God
Luke, I am your father. --Nooooooooo!!!!!

Date Joined Dec 2004
Total Posts : 690

Posted 10/23/2005 3:03 PM (GMT -6)

You gotta have more faith brutha!! SOW yo' seed of faith! SOW that SAEED of faith! (In good ole Benny Hinn fashion--> ) You wanna claim that powah? Just take out that check book, in the NAME, in the NAY-yem of the Violin-for-God-ministries, and claim that faith brutha! Show yo' faith and write that check, and claim that POW-ah over that dial-up, in the nay-yem of JAE-sus. Yesssssssss.

If you're going to be skeptical, be fair and be skeptical of skepticism.

Starkman
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Date Joined Oct 2001
Total Posts : 1747

Posted 10/23/2005 5:18 PM (GMT -6)

Amen and amen, thus verily, yea and behold, thus saith the Lord.
I think I'm getting it. I think I'm getting it.
GLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY!

Nuttin!

It's a lost cause. I'm just not a man of miracle-working, Benny Hinn pow-ah.

BUT...I'm writing out the check...let's see, Violin-for-God-ministries....wait...Wait...WAIT A SECOND....right there...before my eyes...there it is, the annointing of Gawd...my checkbook just increased in zeros after the amount of my balance...GLOOORRRRRRRRRY!

Wait a minute...

Oh, I see what happened. I simply erased a mark that looked like I was in the negative.

FALSE ALARM. The Dial-up still wins!

But I'm still praising Gawd: SHOUT YEAH!

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