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Tom
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   Posted 10/19/2003 6:43 AM (GMT -6)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
Tell me this ain't crazy...

My wife left home (Beirut) three and a half weeks ago to take our oldest girl to the states to live with her (my wife's) sister to finish her last year of High School. Where's my wife's sister live? Maui. Yep. So my wife flies back in from three weeks in Maui tonight at midnight. I leave at 1 AM for two weeks in the States for a conference. My wife and I are traveling on the same airlines. The plane she comes IN on is the plane I go OUT on. But because of security and check in times, I won't be able to meet her first before checking in. Instead, I have to check in and clear security just as she arrives. So I'll see her get off the plane and walk down the arrival corridor, but I'll be in the departure lounge. There's a glass wall between us. We'll be able to see each other but not hear or touch each other.

Talk about theodicy.

Tom
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Tom
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   Posted 10/19/2003 6:48 AM (GMT -6)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
Get THIS...

As we were scheduling her return (which was flexible) and my departure (which is not flexible) over a month ago, I said to her, "Hunny, you will have just been over two weeks in Maui. Just think, if you leave one day earlier we'll be able to link up in the airport in Amsterdam, Holland (same airline, remember) for six hours. We could have dinner, talk, smooch, and maybe get a room. Hmm?" She says, "What? You want me to give up a DAY IN HAWAII to see you for six hours in an airport in Amsterdam? You're kidding right? Look, have a nice flight and we'll see each other two weeks later when you return."

Sad

There's love. There's romance. THere's even agape. But...

in the end...there's Hawaii.

Tom
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pig pen
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   Posted 10/19/2003 9:05 AM (GMT -6)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
Thats Marriage LOL.Knife
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Laika
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   Posted 10/19/2003 10:47 AM (GMT -6)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
quote:
Originally posted by TGB
As we were scheduling her return (which was flexible) and my departure (which is not flexible) over a month ago, I said to her, "Hunny, you will have just been over two weeks in Maui. Just think, if you leave one day earlier we'll be able to link up in the airport in Amsterdam, Holland (same airline, remember) for six hours. We could have dinner, talk, smooch, and maybe get a room. Hmm?" She says, "What? You want me to give up a DAY IN HAWAII to see you for six hours in an airport in Amsterdam? You're kidding right? Look, have a nice flight and we'll see each other two weeks later when you return."

Sad



I'm LAFFING CRYING with you brother. SadBig SmileSadBig Smile

Say, where's she staying in Maui? Eyebrow



inside you the time moves and she don't fade
the ghost in you she don't fade

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Springs
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   Posted 10/19/2003 12:30 PM (GMT -6)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
TGB: "Tell me this ain't crazy..."
We can't tell you that man. You tell us, do think this has anything do with your missionary position? Bandit
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Laika
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   Posted 10/19/2003 3:50 PM (GMT -6)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
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Originally posted by Springs

TGB: "Tell me this ain't crazy..."
We can't tell you that man. You tell us, do think this has anything do with your missionary position? Bandit



LOL You are so BAD.

Next week on Jerry Springer, Missionary Wives in Maui!



inside you the time moves and she don't fade
the ghost in you she don't fade

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Tom
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   Posted 10/19/2003 8:12 PM (GMT -6)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
I didn't even get to see her through the glass. But I'm in the Amsterdam airport right now online. I did just call her. I asked her if Maui was anything like Beirut. She said, "That's like comparing your rear en..." oh, better forget it.

See ya in a few days St. Paul.

TomBandit
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