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Tigress
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Posted 11/20/2003 8:10 AM (GMT -6)

An Irishman moves to the USA and finally attends his first baseball game. The first batter approached the batters' box, took a few swings and then hits a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming, "RUN, RUN!"

The next batter hits a single and the Irishman listened as the crowd again cheered, "RUN, RUN!"

The Irishman enjoyed the game and began screaming with the fans.

The fifth batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called "walk" and the batter started his slow trot to first base.

The Irishman stood up and screamed, "R-R-Run ye lazy bastard, run!"

The people around him began laughing. Embarrassed, the Irishman sat back down.

A friendly fan noted the man's embarrassment, leaned over and explained, "He can't run -- he's got four balls."

The Irishman stood up and screamed, "Walk with pride, Lad!"

Tigress

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DLW
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Posted 11/20/2003 8:42 AM (GMT -6)

Get yur filthy mind out of that ther gutter lass!!!!!
Simp_Janitor

Tigress
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Posted 11/20/2003 9:31 AM (GMT -6)

quote:
Originally posted by DLW

Get yur filthy mind out of that ther gutter lass!!!!!

MEEEE-YOW, Big Boy! Kisses

Tigress

"Name a shrub after me. Preferably one that's prickly and difficult to eradicate."

-Captain Jack Aubrey
"Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World"

DLW
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Posted 11/20/2003 9:37 AM (GMT -6)

Did I ever mention that I've oft-thought it might be interesting to empirically test the hypothesis that cats have nine-lives? Evil

And, I'm not much of a dog-fan either. Probably has something to do with the fact I live in a country where there are more dogs than humans and I face a dog-droppings obstacle course on the streets every morning as I make way to work.

But, hey, if your interactions with your own species fail to satisfy, please feel free to align yourself with another species.

dlw Viking

Niebuhr thought that sustained moral energy in politics depended on religion's power to mobilize reason along with self-transcending love. The prophetic tradition, meanwhile, gave Jews and Christians some protection against the temptation to identify their social causes with God's will. Lincoln's second inaugural address expressed the prophetic insight, "The almighty has His own purposes."

Blood Washed Heretic
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Posted 11/20/2003 10:17 AM (GMT -6)

man that was funny... Tongue

Tigress and DLW, yall are almost funnier...

Simp_Grandpa

But not as funny as Grampa Abe...

In essentials, unity; In matters of opinion, liberty; In all things, love.

Tigress
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Posted 11/20/2003 10:31 AM (GMT -6)

quote:
Originally posted by DLW

Did I ever mention that I've oft-thought it might be interesting to empirically test the hypothesis that cats have nine-lives?

And, I'm not much of a dog-fan either. Probably has something to do with the fact I live in a country where there are more dogs than humans and I face a dog-droppings obstacle course on the streets every morning as I make way to work.

But, hey, if your interactions with your own species fail to satisfy, please feel free to align yourself with another species.

dlw

Cats have dignity and are independent, so people who don't have much self-confidence tend to not like them very much. Only needy people must have master-worshipping dogs for pets. But, you on the other hand strike me as one who could use a good talking donkey to put you in your place! Evil Tongue

Tigress

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-Captain Jack Aubrey
"Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World"

DLW
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Posted 11/20/2003 10:43 AM (GMT -6)

Well I have always considered you to be a bit of an a--. Evil Tongue

We substitute family for pets in my family. Although, I no longer take my kid-sister for walks around the block as much.

I did get a good laugh in grad school when after a friend commented, "Dogs are good!" I came up and said, "Depends on how they're prepared."

dlw Viking

Tigress
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Posted 11/20/2003 12:00 PM (GMT -6)

quote:
Originally posted by DLW

Well I have always considered you to be a bit of an a--.

We substitute family for pets in my family. Although, I no longer take my kid-sister for walks around the block as much.

I did get a good laugh in grad school when after a friend commented, "Dogs are good!" I came up and said, "Depends on how they're prepared."

dlw

Okay, so you've hinted in the past that you like eating men and now dogs. Is there anything else we should be warned about you? Dead

Tigress

"Name a shrub after me. Preferably one that's prickly and difficult to eradicate."

-Captain Jack Aubrey
"Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World"

DLW
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Posted 11/20/2003 12:07 PM (GMT -6)

Sorry, sis.

Don't like the direction this exchange is going...
dlw

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