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Corey
Five with a Four-wing




Date Joined Feb 2003
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  		   Posted 4/23/2007 4:10 PM (GMT -6)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
From Steven Wright, "When the Leaves Blow Away" (2006)
  • The New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call it the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.
  • The universe is expanding. That should help ease the traffic.
  • Can you imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was no where near your ears?
  • My nephew has HDADD - High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention but when he does it's unbelievably clear.
  • ... I went up to the register and said, "Hi, how are you?" and she said, "Will that be all?" and I said, "No, I want to buy this."
  • In school they told me "Practice makes Perfect" and then they told me, "Nobody's Perfect" so I stopped practicing.
  • I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.
  • A friend of mine has a trophy wife, but apparently it wasn't first place.

Post Edited (Corey) : 4/23/2007 4:28:56 PM (GMT-5)

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Starkman
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Date Joined Oct 2001
Total Posts : 1747
  		   Posted 4/23/2007 9:20 PM (GMT -6)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
Corey said...
From Steven Wright, "When the Leaves Blow Away" (2006)
  • The New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call it the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.
  • The universe is expanding. That should help ease the traffic.
  • Can you imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was no where near your ears?
  • My nephew has HDADD - High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention but when he does it's unbelievably clear.
  • ... I went up to the register and said, "Hi, how are you?" and she said, "Will that be all?" and I said, "No, I want to buy this."
  • In school they told me "Practice makes Perfect" and then they told me, "Nobody's Perfect" so I stopped practicing.
  • I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.
  • A friend of mine has a trophy wife, but apparently it wasn't first place.
Wright Rocks!
 
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