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|  PotOnWheel Registered Member

Date Joined Jul 2001 Total Posts : 9890 | Posted 11/6/2002 2:52 PM (GMT -6) |   | What IS the "Food of the Gods" (real food).
Tom may suggest something Middle Eastern. Then again, he may suggest fried chicken or chili. Whassup wit fud?
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 |  PotOnWheel Registered Member

Date Joined Jul 2001 Total Posts : 9890 | Posted 11/6/2002 6:14 PM (GMT -6) |   | | ANYTHING WITH RASPBERRYS AND DARK CHOCOLATE. | | Back to Top | | |
 |  shell Registered Member
 Date Joined Mar 2002 Total Posts : 280 | Posted 11/7/2002 6:13 AM (GMT -6) |   | God's Diet Plan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
And Satan created Mc Donald's. And Mc Donald's brought forth the 99-cent double cheesburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?"
And Man said "Super size them." And Man gained pounds
And God created the healthful yogurt,so that woman might keep her figure that man found so fair.
And Satan froze the yogurt and he brought forth chocolate, nuts and brightly sprinkled candy to pour on the yogurt. And woman gained pounds.
And God said, "try my crispy fresh salad."
And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits, shredded cheese.
And there was ice cream for desert. And woman gained pounds.
And God said, "I have sent you heart helathy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them."
And Satan brought forth chicken fried steak from Cracker Barrel so big it needs its own platter, And man gained pounds, and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.
And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose those extra pounds.
And Satan brought forth cable T.V. with remote control, so Man would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. And Man gained pounds.
And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil." And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.
And Satan peeled of the healthful skin and sliced the starch center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also.
And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, "It is good."
And man went into cardiac arrest.
And God sighed and created qaudruple bypass surgery, angioplasties, and stints....
And Satan created HMO's....
Shell
ps I have no idea who wrote this
Edited by - shell on 11/07/2002 11:31:01 AM | | Back to Top | | |
 |  BJS Registered Member
 Date Joined Dec 2001 Total Posts : 587 | Posted 11/7/2002 6:26 AM (GMT -6) |   | Very funny, shell. That's good stuff.
Brett
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 |  selah Registered Member

Date Joined Oct 2001 Total Posts : 1210 | Posted 11/7/2002 2:24 PM (GMT -6) |   | Hello Shell,
SO, THAT's what happened!
I've been wondering  D*MN SATAN!!!!!!!!!!
nice to see you, love, selah
Then He showed me the river whose waters give life, sparkling like crystal, flowing out from the throne of God and of the Lamb. Rev. 22:1 | | Back to Top | | |
 |  shell Registered Member
 Date Joined Mar 2002 Total Posts : 280 | Posted 11/7/2002 2:37 PM (GMT -6) |   |
Selah: nice to see you, love, selah
Shell: Hey... nice to see you too. I've missed hanging out on this site
love, Shell
Edited by - shell on 11/07/2002 7:38:35 PM | | Back to Top | | |
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